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October 29, 2007
Funny, I Thought He* Drove...
a Subaru
Police in Zululand say they seized two cows and two goats found squashed into the back of a tiny Fiat Uno....Police chased one overloaded Fiat Uno into the night, after receiving a tip-off at around 0300.
The driver abandoned the car after he realised he was being followed and ran off into the bushes.
All the seats except the driver's had been taken out and the cows and goats loaded in their place
Looks like He* had to cancel a party a few weeks ago, too
The authorities say in another instance the rustlers managed to cram two cows and seven goats into a Toyota Tazz before being pulled over.
These poor creatures who escaped His* clutches will get the help they need
Police said they hoped these animals would be given a trauma debriefing - but did not elaborate on what that would entail.
Oh, I'd guess a barbecue will be involved.
*The name has been left out to protect our Dear Friend.
Posted by Mr. Bingley at October 29, 2007 02:06 PM
Comments
What's with the cows? He* could have stuffed another 6-8 goats into the space filled by the bovines.
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*: The name has been left out to protect our Dear Friend.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at October 29, 2007 03:25 PM
Variety is the spice of our friend's life, Jeff...
Posted by: John at October 29, 2007 03:52 PM
True, John, but that's going pretty far out of field. Into the pasture, in fact. Even for him*.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at October 29, 2007 04:03 PM
I don't know what Cull...er...our dear friend drives.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at October 29, 2007 04:03 PM
You should...
Posted by: tree hugging sister at October 29, 2007 04:09 PM
He did say he was getting out of town this past weekend.
Posted by: Cullen at October 30, 2007 06:30 AM