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October 30, 2007
Schwinn???
I thought you said schwing
A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.
On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.
No way.
Way.
Posted by Mr. Bingley at October 30, 2007 06:59 AM
Comments
Oh, Lord. Madonna is #1 on Wayne's "Top Ten"?
I'll take the bicycle, thankyouverymuch.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at October 30, 2007 09:27 AM
Maybe he got that Gloria Steinem quote mixed up? You know, a woman needs a fish like a man needs a bicycle?
Posted by: Kate P at October 30, 2007 10:23 AM
In Wayne's defense, that clip was during the "Truth or Dare" stage of her career.
Back when she was only 50% skank.
Posted by: Lisa at October 30, 2007 12:37 PM
Y'know, most guys try to AVOID getting "caught in the spokes," if you catch my meaning.
Posted by: nightfly at October 30, 2007 01:22 PM
50% skank is to much for me.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at October 30, 2007 02:09 PM
So, did his gonads play "Dixie" on the spokes?
Posted by: Gunslinger at October 30, 2007 04:51 PM