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May 09, 2007

Let's Just Call Him "Obama"

"...von Schtupp".

"Here I stand, the god of Dems' desire
Set pols on fire,
I have this power.
Morning noon and night, it's tappy dancing,
Quick question ans'ring,
A thoughtful qlower.
Stage door nutroots constantly surround me,
They always hound me,
With one request.
Who can satisfy their spiteful web biz?
I'm not a math whiz!
I need some rest!

I'm tired,
Sick and tired of love,
I've had my fill of Rove,
From below and above,
Tired,
Tired of being admired,
Too tired to try to inspire...
Let's face it,
I'm tired!"
-©2007 TPI


Mel Brooks is one prescient mofo.

Posted by tree hugging sister at May 9, 2007 12:39 PM

Comments

Letz face itt, zee boy iz POOPT!

Heheheheheh. Nice work, Ms. Sister!

Posted by: Nightfly at May 9, 2007 02:08 PM

Y'know, Obama is 46 years old, and looks to be in good condition. I can only imagine the reasons that he's tired, but I'm concerned that he's using that excuse. That sort of mistake is understandable, but it's a simple one. I'd expect to hear such a fumble from a junior officer, one who didn't know better. Sorry, but leaders (especially senior leaders, including the President) need to be alert.

And if he can't keep alert on the campaign trail, what would he do as President, which is a more demanding job?

Color me totally unimpressed.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at May 9, 2007 02:24 PM

HAHA!

http://blogs.dailymail.com/donsurber/2007/05/09/is-obama-too-tired-to-be-president/

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at May 9, 2007 06:03 PM

"...they're always coming and going and going and coming -
And always too soon!"

Posted by: mojo at May 10, 2007 04:25 PM