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May 08, 2007

Chortle Of The Day

Look who isn't a Paris Hilton fan

Chloe Sevigny says she’s nothing like Paris Hilton — and bristles at a comparison.

A journalist recently tried to compliment the “Big Love” star — telling Sevigny she is sexier than the jail-bound heiress.

“Well, I don’t find trashy sexy, so I’ll try to take that as a compliment,” she said, reports WENN.

Yes, you are one classy classy lady, Chloe.

As anyone who googles your name and then clicks "images" will discover.

But don't do it at work, like I did...

Posted by Mr. Bingley at May 8, 2007 08:21 PM

Comments

What's a "chloe sevigny"?

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at May 8, 2007 09:53 PM

My guess would be Position #38 in the Kama Sutra.

but that's only a guess.

Posted by: DaUgHtEr! at May 8, 2007 09:56 PM

Paris is a bitch deserve jail.
I want to support all the children and elders who died by bombs and bullets coming from a lier who once said "they have weapons of mass destruction"...
Poor marines of u.s. they die in name of a rich club of extreme ultra rightists commanded by the oil interests...
Wake up stupid families teach your children not to believe in "their" lies.

Posted by: Bushass at May 9, 2007 01:41 AM

Well, nice to see Keith Olbermann took time from his busy schedule to leave a post here.


Idiot troll.

Posted by: Gunslinger at May 9, 2007 05:59 AM

Oops, I just noticed that I commented using Daughter's computer, not mine...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 9, 2007 07:29 AM

I guess he's talking about Gore and Clinton, Guns.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 9, 2007 07:30 AM

Oops

Rats. I was just getting ready to call the welfare and take custody of her.

Foiled again.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 9, 2007 08:59 AM

Oops, I just noticed that I commented using Daughter's computer, not mine...

Hmm. So this issue with the shift key runs in the family?

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at May 9, 2007 09:07 AM

Yes. We're really not a shiftkey bunch.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 9, 2007 09:15 AM

More like 'shifty', instead.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 9, 2007 10:34 AM

Wow, double-chortles - Chloe v. Paris AND lefty trolling! Better still, a troll who watches fine foreign cinema.

Posted by: Nightfly at May 9, 2007 02:11 PM

Methinks that the troll needs to complete that English As A Second Language course pronto. Or not blog under the influence.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at May 9, 2007 03:11 PM

No, no, no, Mr. Bingley. You see, when Chloe had sex on tape, it was for art, which is okay compared to just having sex on tape for fun.

Posted by: Emily at May 9, 2007 05:35 PM

I've never had sex on tape for any reason; I mean, pulling off just a band-aid hurts so much I can't imagine duct tape, for gosh sakes.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 9, 2007 07:56 PM

Emily,

I guess that makes Jenna Jameson a true artist.

Posted by: Tainted Bill at May 9, 2007 08:10 PM

She is in my book, Bill. :-p

Posted by: Dave J at May 9, 2007 11:43 PM