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November 22, 2006
I Think Some Things Were Just Meant to Be Left
...as God intended, n'est pas?
A man who mailed a bomb to a doctor because he was angry about how his penis enlargement surgery turned out was sentenced to four years and 10 months in prison.
Posted by tree hugging sister at November 22, 2006 09:18 AM
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Defense lawyer Luis A. Ortiz said at the time of the plea that his client was mentally ill.
I'd say the guy was mentally ill all along.
But someone remind me.....how far away is Philadelphis from New Jersey?
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at November 22, 2006 09:36 AM
"Philadelphia", I mean. D'oh!
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at November 22, 2006 09:37 AM
Congratulations, jackass. Your name is now on public record as being "the guy whose penis enlargement operation went wrong."
Posted by: Emily at November 22, 2006 10:32 AM
I think that sentence could have used a little enlargement.
Posted by: Rob at November 22, 2006 10:42 AM
I love how the headline called it "botched". Not a description you'd want associated with your nether regions. But the only way they get "botched" is because you asked for it.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 22, 2006 10:48 AM
Well, it's a lot better than saying some guy's nether regions were bitched. That sort of typo could have some serious long term impacts on future relationships......
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at November 22, 2006 11:47 AM
"That sort of typo could have some serious long term impacts on future relationships......"
There is nothing about this story that won't have "some serious long term impacts on future relationships" for that dumba$$.
Posted by: Rob at November 22, 2006 11:55 AM
It truly is a study in stupidity, Rob.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at November 22, 2006 12:59 PM
The_Real_JeffS,
Philly is 9,650 feet from Joisy…
http://www.ushistory.org/franklin/philadelphia/bridge.htm
Posted by: Gunslinger at November 24, 2006 01:01 AM