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November 22, 2006
Someone Needs to Rethink Her Mantra...
"I'll give up Miracle Whip when HELL freezes over!!"-Florida Cracker,fermented cat piss afficionado...because it would seem it has.
Weather Officials: Snowflakes Spotted In Central Florida..."This is weird. This is not why we moved to Central Florida. We thought we left this behind," said Orlando resident Sandy Pastor.
I know who you can blame, Mr. Pastor.
Posted by tree hugging sister at November 22, 2006 09:30 AM
Comments
You've gone too far now. Insulting me without providing a link is beyond the pale.
Posted by: Donnah at November 22, 2006 10:38 AM
BWAHHHHH-hahahahahaha!!!! STEALTHY!
(Actually, I wish I could take credit for that parTICular feat of derring do, but MT gets most of the credit. As well as most of two other posts today. I quit.)
Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 22, 2006 10:45 AM
Is Al Gore anywhere around?????
Posted by: Sharon Ferguson at November 22, 2006 01:44 PM
Sister, I want to know right here and now what kind of dressing you're cooking for Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Donnah at November 22, 2006 02:27 PM
(He and Cracker be hanging homies, Sharon. See how cranky she's gotten?)
And it's NOT dressing, my cornbread friend ~ it's STUFFING.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 22, 2006 03:01 PM
The last time I went to FL for Christmas, it was colder in FL than it was in AR. If it's that way this year, I'm hurtin' some people.
Global warming, my ass.
Posted by: Lisa at November 22, 2006 04:33 PM
I saw the alleged snowflakes with my own eyes. I heard a rattling noise, looked out to see if it was frozen rain, and saw these white things floating down amongst the rain drops.
It was downright Christmasy.
Posted by: Cindermutha at November 22, 2006 04:47 PM
I'm pissed that I missed it. An hour and a half north, and they get snow. Not fair.
And Happy Thanksgiving to the Coalition and their Family!
Posted by: That 1 Guy at November 23, 2006 10:45 AM
There's a hell in Norway that freezes over quite often....
Otoh, I like Miracle Whip for salady things and mayo for sandwiches - so you've got an agnostic here...
Posted by: Kathy K at November 23, 2006 04:34 PM