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June 24, 2009

Someone Knows Me Too Well

Got an email this morning titled "Enhance your pathetic existence..."

Posted by Mr. Bingley at June 24, 2009 11:21 AM

Comments

Why would Sis send you an e-mail when she has this blog?

Posted by: JeffS at June 24, 2009 01:04 PM

Naw, Sis would have sent something to INCREASE his pathetic existence.

Posted by: Cullen at June 24, 2009 01:10 PM

Now, Cullen. I'm not THAT cold. It's just that Bingley's SO pathetic, I have to make sure he gets emails. I send them anonymously and Bingster thinks "Ooooo! New friends!" being he has none, especially since the whole "box wine" thing started.

A cheap and efficient feel good for him and sometimes cash in my pocket when he replies to my Nigerian nom-de-plume. I'd say that's win-win.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 24, 2009 01:57 PM

I'd suggest sending him boxed wine, but that would use up that Nigerian cash, wouldn't it?

Posted by: JeffS at June 24, 2009 03:21 PM

Do I look like I run a charity here..?

Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 24, 2009 04:31 PM

Soooooo...

Did you enhance it?

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at June 24, 2009 09:34 PM

Do I look like I run a charity here..?

I forgot, Ebola is your spawn, not Bingley. My apologies!

Posted by: JeffS at June 26, 2009 05:35 PM