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March 13, 2009

Speaking Of Pushing And Prodding...

File this under "What The Hell Were They Thinking"

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.
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The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

At times like these I can easily be convinced that a license should be required before certain people are allowed to breed.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at March 13, 2009 08:02 AM

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Oh Sacred Fecal Matter! Oh that was bad. Rather ingenious, but not completely thought out somehow.

Posted by: cmblake6 at March 13, 2009 09:55 AM

I must say, however, that I've seen episiotomies and rips in childbirth that are probably comparable.

Posted by: cmblake6 at March 13, 2009 09:58 AM

BTW, you've just been added to my blogroll.

Posted by: cmblake6 at March 13, 2009 10:10 AM

Power Tools as Marital Aid... Just brilliant. This guy must have a fire extinguisher filled with kerosene, just for emergencies.

Posted by: nightfly at March 13, 2009 10:49 AM

At times like these I can easily be convinced that a license should be required before certain people are allowed to breed.
Um, I'm not quite sure they were exactly trying to breed.

Posted by: Eric at March 13, 2009 11:11 AM

True, Eric, but obviously with this pair one can't assume that any 'precautions' they might take to guard against that contingency would be in any way effective.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 13, 2009 11:54 AM

Safe to say that had to hurt?

Posted by: Rob at March 13, 2009 12:19 PM

I'm amazed that no one saw that coming.......

;-p

Posted by: JeffS at March 13, 2009 01:20 PM

Doctor: Did she survive?
Boyfriend: No, I couldn't saber.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 13, 2009 02:32 PM

I thought I saw a ... never mind.

Posted by: Rob at March 13, 2009 03:03 PM

Damn. I didn't know Tobin Bell was into that sort of thing.

Posted by: Gunslinger at March 13, 2009 05:02 PM

Not even Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor would have tried this.

Posted by: Retread at March 13, 2009 08:15 PM