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March 13, 2009
Even in the Midst of an Economic "Catastrophe Not As Bad As We Think" Crisis
...California never ceases to amaze with its penchant for cutting edge innovation, to wit:
The Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Los Angeles
Ow.
Posted by tree hugging sister at March 13, 2009 07:58 AM
Comments
It brings a whole new meaning to the term 'Personal Injury Lawyer'!
Posted by: Mike Cunningham at March 13, 2009 08:17 AM
I was wondering if the office muzak has Seger's "The Fire Down Below" on loop.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 13, 2009 08:20 AM
It brings new meaning to the term "Frickin' lasers."
Seriously. Who thinks this is a good idea? Maybe Paris Hilton could use it to scrape off a layer of STDs, but for the rest of us who haven't made a career of impersonating a city bus*....not so much.
("Yo' mama's like a city bus, she's got guys getting on and off of her all day)
Posted by: ricki at March 13, 2009 08:28 AM
OH, GOD, RICKI!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 13, 2009 08:32 AM
(Speaking of which, have I ever introduced you to my favoritest gossip columnist in the whole world? She's a little..."pithy" in her observations, but a guilty pleasure none the less. And has christened Hilton "Hollywood Ebola" for infecting and destroying everything she...whatevers.)
Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 13, 2009 08:36 AM
Exclusively offered by the Nancy Pelosi Clinic.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at March 13, 2009 09:09 AM
Well, that explains THAT, Jim.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 13, 2009 09:32 AM
Yeah - don't fool around with home remedies - go straight to LASERS!
(hat tip to you guys.)
Posted by: nightfly at March 13, 2009 10:51 AM
From the article:
"Now Patricia is looking to snatch more than $25k for her troubles."
Unintentional pun, I'm certain. :D
Posted by: Gunslinger at March 13, 2009 04:59 PM
Vaginal rejuvenation? Huh, I thought they used to send 'em to the Virgin Islands for that.
Posted by: Retread at March 13, 2009 08:19 PM
I'm sure glad they have improved that laser thingy since "Goldfinger". I mean, good operating tables are costly and do affect healthcare costs.
Posted by: Yojimbo at March 15, 2009 02:20 PM