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March 13, 2008

"Kristen"

So now we have some pictures. Dude, she's basically the same age as your oldest daughter. Blech. I mean, while I certainly don't condone having an affair when your marriage has broken down at least Rudi took up with a woman who was basically his age. To me gallivanting about with hookers when your marriage is seemingly ok is far worse than an affair when it's not. Here there were no indications of marital strife; you just wanted to show what an Alpha Dog you were. Yeah, look at you now, as they say.

Oh, and as an added bonus your wife had better get checked for various STDs and HIV; quite the "provider", ain't you, Eliot?

I have to say what I don't understand are the people who are blaming "Kristen." She's not the one who chose to violate her marriage vows. She's not the one who chose to destroy her children's psyche. She may be a prostitute...but he's the whore.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at March 13, 2008 06:55 AM

Comments

I don't see it in that particular link, but heard on the radio that one woman called her a "homewrecker". Flaming stupidity.

Beyond that, she doesn't look worth $5000/hour. OTOH, no one does.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at March 13, 2008 08:46 AM

Especially when Client-9 desiring "unsafe" sex.

I don't see the big deal about her age, as I certainly don't expect that I'll ever stop being attracted to women in the 18-25 age frame.

Posted by: Tainted Bill at March 13, 2008 08:48 AM

More from the radio: Apparently the chick thinks she can sing and recorded a song. They played a little bit on the air then joked that the reason DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR Spitzer was trying to negotiate the price down was that she wanted to sing for him.

They also mentioned, and had audio, of that crazy f**k Larry Cramer crying about it. [FWIW, I only saw about three seconds of Cramer one time, and thought "Who the hell would take financial advice from this lunatic?")

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at March 13, 2008 08:50 AM

Oh. It's Jim Cramer and here's the video.

This is interesting. Here's a guy who doesn't like Cramer much and explains why he hasn't been prosecuted before for stock manipulations after doing much of what others got prosecuted for (no clue if this is true, it's from the video).

More on Cramer's financial acumen. He seems to be a bit of a negative barometer.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at March 13, 2008 09:09 AM

Well, Bill, all I can say is when I see young ladies like her, be they prostitutes or strippers or even just provocatively dressed 'normal' girls working at a store in a mall or out with friends I find it very depressing to realize that they're not much older than my daughter, that they're somebody's daughter, and that there's no way in hell I want my daughter out and about like that, let alone being lusted upon by some 40+ year old guys.

I think there's something sick about guys lusting after women who are the age of their daughters, but YMMV.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 13, 2008 09:16 AM

I may see it differently should I have any daughters.

Posted by: Tainted Bill at March 13, 2008 09:24 AM

OTOH, no one does.

I do!!!!

'Homewrecker' she's not. That term is for someone who purposely zeroes in on a married individual in an attempt to break up said marriage and claim said 'prize' for her/himself. For example, Kathy Lee Gifford.

(What baffles me is why they're always astounded when said 'prize' consequently leaves them and runs off with the next homewrecker.)

So, no. It's not an 'affair' because the sex is paid for up front and she's not a 'homewrecker', she's an entrepreneur.

You've a 'lusty' brain there, Bingley ~ lusten on, lusted after, lust in the dust... Have a drink.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 13, 2008 09:27 AM

And besides that, older women are grateful.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at March 13, 2008 09:27 AM

BINGLEY BASTARD! Sis, he amended my comment! It originally said "OTOH, no one does except THS".

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at March 13, 2008 09:30 AM

Well, and they know how to act in a restaurant, Ken.

When I was down in Florida last week, as I was sitting in the lobby bar of the hotel having one in a long series of Laphroaigs a friend of mine remarked to me "boy, there sure seem to be a lot of guys taking their nieces out to dinner tonight..."

Hehehe.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 13, 2008 09:32 AM

Oh, and to continue a theme:

Lust in space, lust in the ozone, lust in paradise...

Of course, lust in New York seems most appropriate.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at March 13, 2008 09:32 AM

Ken, Sis already said for $4300 she was available; don't inflate her ego any more, please.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 13, 2008 09:34 AM

I thought that was a new customer promotion.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at March 13, 2008 09:46 AM

BINGLEY, BASTARD!!!!

It's all about you, isn't it? Control freak. Evry f*ckin' time I have a chance to make a little moolah, rise aBOVE my straightened circumstances, Auntie Bing von Luster comes in with "that's unseemly" this or "those stockings are seamed" that and "that offer seems a little low..."

YOU ruin EVERYTHING!!!!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 13, 2008 09:46 AM

Sis, I'd just hate to see you lose your shirt when this dot-blond bubble bursts.

I'm only thinking of your best interests.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 13, 2008 09:55 AM

Bill, that does affect one's outlook, when, as the saying goes, you go from being a consumer to being a supplier...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 13, 2008 10:00 AM

Dinner with your "niece": $5000.

Dinner with THS: Priceless.

(Thought I'd set the record straight.)

Posted by: Kate P at March 13, 2008 10:11 AM

Therapy Afterwards: $150/hr

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 13, 2008 10:21 AM

BASTARD!!!

(Thank you, Kate. {8^P It's true, you know.)

Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 13, 2008 10:24 AM

Sis, I'd just hate to see you lose your shirt when this dot-blond bubble bursts.

I wouldn't...

[and what Kate said]

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at March 13, 2008 10:31 AM

Oh, don't suck up now, MISTER Summers, BASTARD! Grateful? Older women are GRATEFUL????!?!?!?

A SERIOUS misstep on YOUR part, buddy boy-o.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 13, 2008 10:35 AM

Ken, keep a sharp eye out for angry Scotties. Arm yourself immediately.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at March 13, 2008 10:41 AM

All I know is that my place of business uses college kids as temps. Every year, they get younger. And though I have no daughter, I have a much younger sister; the thought of one of my demographic trying to romance her angries up my Italian blood. It makes for an effective deterrant.

Posted by: nightfly at March 13, 2008 10:57 AM

I may have done misstepped into something...

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at March 13, 2008 11:12 AM

All I can say is "enjoy your feet while you still have them..."

Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 13, 2008 11:37 AM

Maybe Spitzer follows the teachings of Wooderson in Dazed and Confused: I get older, they stay the same age.

Posted by: Tainted Bill at March 13, 2008 11:52 AM

And major dad informs me I should have used someone a bit more contemptible...whoops...contempoRARY than MRS. (snort) Gifford in the example above. Like Angelina Jolie, Penelope Cruz or Owen Wilson.

So there. I have.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 13, 2008 12:20 PM

"When I was down in Florida last week..."

You better not have been in south Florida and not told me. There'll be a uniformed detail meeting you at the airport next time if that's the case.

Posted by: Dave J at March 13, 2008 07:19 PM

You tellum Dave!

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at March 13, 2008 09:39 PM