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September 07, 2007
"Undoubtedly Poetic Stuff..."
"... but do pee-pees really go "doing-doing-doing"?"That would be the editorial comment on No. 14. For the record (and in spite of Bingley's alleged 'all things naughty' expertise), I personally have no knowledge and therefore will not answer the question based on my 5th Dimension rights.
Posted by tree hugging sister at September 7, 2007 05:07 PM
Comments
"Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don't confuse
Them with mountains"
I've yet to meet breasts that were "humble". Small, yes. Humble, no.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at September 7, 2007 05:42 PM
"I don't like cities
But I like New York
Other places
Make me feel like a dork"
With lyrics like that it's no surprise Madonna has to rely on cheap gimmicks and grandstanding.
Posted by: Gunslinger at September 7, 2007 06:24 PM
Perhaps you meant "I've yet to meet breasts that were "fumbled""
Not casting any aspersions, mind you.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at September 7, 2007 06:31 PM
Based on math, I think Michael Stipe's Boy George homage in #15 is ITSELF one of the 20 worst lyrics ever - if 1 picture = 1000 words, then that gawdawfutility has to place in the top ten.
And #13 isn't the worst lyric in that song - I always thought "The heat was hot" was kind of, well, dumb.
But #1 is best. Oh, how the Ladybug HATES Sade's music. This made her smile. Thank you Spinner!
Posted by: Nightfly at September 7, 2007 08:31 PM
"Fumbled" breasts? I dunno, Sis, is that like fumbling in football?
How about "crumbled breasts"?
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at September 8, 2007 02:12 AM
#13 is NOT a bad lyric when you hear it. "...and things" is perfectly good slang for "...and so on". Is that no longer a common usage? I think not.
I've never heard of Natalie Imbruglia (#10), but she sure looks like she's on meth. And I think they may have the wrong lyric for Live and Let Die, I always thought it was "...ever changing world in which we're living..."
But I'm surprised this one didn't make the list: "No on heard at all, not even the chair". I like Neil Diamond, that one was a clunker.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at September 8, 2007 11:21 AM
But--
Someone left the cake out in the rain!
I don't think that I can take it!
'cos it took so long to bake it!
And I'll never have that recipe again!
Posted by: Andrea Harris at September 8, 2007 11:55 PM
Yes, Andrea, but it's TOTALLY DIFFERENT when played on a tabla....
Posted by: ricki at September 10, 2007 04:08 PM