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September 25, 2007
In Case of an Erection Lasting Longer Than FOUR HOURS...
...talk to Robb. People say the strangest things to him...
The reason gun nuts are the laughing stock of the sentient universe is that there is no more transparent intellectual dishonesty than that of pro-gun propaganda. Is it because if you were honest with everyone, you'd be forced to admit you all want guns because you're cowardly bullies consumed by crippling sexual inadequacy, and don't think anyone's life is worth more than your inconvenience? Who can blame you? That doesn't sound quite as noble as all the phony posturing about defending oneself and imaginary rights and bogus cause and effect, does it?
Posted by tree hugging sister at September 25, 2007 11:02 PM
Comments
Lovely. Another dull witted hoplophobe with a prick fixation. Same old tired stupid argument with no basis in reality.
Personally, I blame Freud.
Posted by: Gunslinger at September 25, 2007 11:23 PM
I larned me anudder word today! Hoplophobe!!
methinks Steve doth protest too much, and uses Viagra too little.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at September 26, 2007 01:45 AM
consumed by crippling sexual inadequacy
Yes. That would explain why I and all my gun-toting friends have kids.
Bitter and Zendo Deb don't have kids. I wonder how they deal with their crippling sexual inadequacy.
Jeff, you hadn't heard the word before? It's a great word.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at September 26, 2007 08:43 AM
Oh, yes, a great word, Ken!
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at September 26, 2007 09:34 AM
Is crippling sexual inadequacy covered under the Americans with Disabilities Act?
Posted by: barking spider at September 26, 2007 11:08 AM
Hmmm.
1. "Sometimes a cigar is a cigar".
2. People love firearms and shooting just like people love ... golf.
I'd like the robb allen dweeb to try and make that same argument to golfers.
Posted by: memomachine at September 26, 2007 03:05 PM
I'm not sure that poor Robb's dweeb could deliver the same thoughtful analogy vis a vis GOLF.
There's Scotsmen involved, for one.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at September 26, 2007 03:10 PM
While I'm definitely a dweeb, I'm not the dweeb that made that statement. I'm the dweeb that posted the other dweeb's penile... I mean juvenile screed and laughed at him.
Just so we're clear
Posted by: Robb Allen at September 26, 2007 06:50 PM
Yes! I suffer from crippling sexual inadequacy because I have no penis at all! That's why I need a gun! And no one's life is worth my inconvenience! Especially at 2 AM when I'm 156 miles from home and have to go into a megatruck stop for coffee and a pee, so don't block the aisles!
Posted by: RebeccaH at September 26, 2007 07:14 PM
Hmmm.
"Just so we're clear"
Sir, never try to confuse me with facts. :)
Sorry.
Posted by: memomachine at September 27, 2007 11:35 AM
I love guns and as a woman I have not to date had a "prick" problem....I do have a I will kick your ass and shoot you with my weapon if you "f**k" with me problem.
Posted by: Jaded at September 30, 2007 10:43 PM