The Coalition of the Swilling

I hate to sound like a ignant murkin, but what is it?

Halo 3, Ken.

I play video games to, er, um, keep hip with those youngsters...

Bingley, you're my hero...Ken...you're getting old

Did you stand in line for your copy, or was The Daughter drafted for that onerous task?

And, I hesitate to ask, how was the game?

Oh.

I went out before lunch yesterday and picked up a copy, no lines.

The best feature is playing the campaign co-op online with friends; it's a blast.

"The best feature is playing the campaign co-op online with friends"

Aw. That's cute. Bingley and his little friends all huddled in the dark watching scary movies and staying up past their widdle bedtimes.

You should have heard us sing "Kumbaya," Sis.

Would've warmed your heart, that.

Don't hit him, Sis. It's bad luck, I hear.

Hmmm.

I player H3 last night with a friend on cooperative campaign. He was player 1 and got to be the Master Chief. I was player 2 and ended up as the Arbiter.

How about you guys?

Oh, Bingley was definately the Arsebiter, I'm sure.

Actually, I was the MC as well.

I wonder what you would be if you were the third player; maybe it just alternates?

I would be the Princess with Deadly Mystical Powers, so don't piss her off.

Always.

DUH.

Congrats Bing. Since I don't have a gaming system I just have to make do with the original.

Hm. A new computer game. Is there sex?

REBECCA!!!!!!

I am so thinking of an Xbox or Wii now that I have a big TV. I think my wife will kill me if I buy one right now, though.

I'm waiting for holographic home theater, myself. That'll make gaming cool.

Online co-op, the host is the MC, all the other players are the ugly buggers. Is a great game, tho the hype around it is a bit pathetic, IM(ns)HO. Know whatcha mean about the spousal units reaction, Bill. I have 4 game systems. like Bing does. Not. Pretty.

*cough*5*cough*

Bill, you can not have a tv like that and not get a 360.

I think there's a provision in the Patriot Act about that or something.

And no, Rebecca, there's no sex.

And none in the game, either.

"Sweetheart, if you don't let me get an Xbox to go with our new TV, Homeland Security is going to come and take you away."

The TV even has a game mode...I think it's so unfair. I've already blown $1200, what's an extra $400?

sicksicksicksicksicksicksicksicksicksickPITIFULsicksicksicksicksick...

I can't see any holes in your logic, Bill.

Of course, if you do actually go buy one I may in fact see some holes in your body...but they'd look great in HD!