July 16, 2007
"I'm Too Sexy For My Car Bus"
"...too sexy for the bus, too sexy..."I get that all the time, so I understand completely the burden 'babe-ness' is.
German bus driver threatened to throw a 20-year-old sales clerk off his bus in the southern town of Lindau because he said she was too sexy, a newspaper reported Monday."Suddenly he stopped the bus," the woman named Debora C. told Bild newspaper. "He opened the door and shouted at me 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus.'"
Posted by tree hugging sister at July 16, 2007 05:19 PM
Comments
I'm thinking that would be a fine location for a Dunkin' Donuts ad!
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at July 16, 2007 06:34 PM
It would be ironic if her breasts caused a rear-ender.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 16, 2007 08:27 PM
This kind of thing has to be nipped in the bud!
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at July 16, 2007 09:25 PM
And the girl screams back at him "stop staring at my implants!"
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at July 16, 2007 09:30 PM
"Sorry, love, I didn't realize it was your sweater; I thought it was two fat little boys wrestling under a blanket..."
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 16, 2007 09:39 PM
BTW, Sis, thanks for keeping us a breast of this situation. One would hate to think that we'uns don't have a firm grip on the truly important subjects.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at July 17, 2007 01:22 AM
Is that a picture of anyone we know?
Very titillating story, by the way. I think the bus driver was knockers.
Posted by: Robb Allen at July 17, 2007 09:23 AM
Yeah. What a boob.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at July 17, 2007 09:55 AM
Am I allowed to enjoy this story or not?
Posted by: nightfly at July 17, 2007 10:05 AM
How much you want to bet that the bus driver was a muslim?
Posted by: Mike Rentner at July 17, 2007 01:24 PM
Good point, Mike. Last I heard, Germans weren't beyond more than a little public "exposure".
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at July 17, 2007 05:39 PM
Huh? Did someone say something?
Posted by: Tainted Bill at July 17, 2007 09:10 PM