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May 23, 2007
A Little Slice O' Jersey
...courtesy of Peter King.
...Eyewitnessed at the Pilgrim Shopping Plaza, Verona, N.J.:Woman in late-model minivan, just in front of me, begins to turn right into a row of parked cars, looking for a parking space. She slams her brakes suddenly, causing me to slam mine. The reason: Another woman, this one in a tan Audi, is driving slowly down the row, right in the middle of the row, with a cell phone pressed to her ear. The Audi women is not paying attention, until the minivan woman leans on her horn continuously for a full five seconds. Now the minivan woman puts her car in park and, with her van cutting off the Audi, gets out of the car. I've never seen this before. Audi woman looks steamed.
"GET OFF YOUR *&%#ING PHONE! GET OFF YOUR &^%#ING PHONE!'' minivan woman yells...
...I find myself cheering on minivan woman.
...Minivan woman yammers some really good Jersey language at Audi woman, and I never hear Audi woman because she never opens her window. She looks like one of those people in a Southwest Airlines commercial. (You know, the ones that ask, "Want to get away?) ...
God love her.
Posted by tree hugging sister at May 23, 2007 10:05 AM
Comments
I think that should happen more often...only thing is in a CCW state, not sure Id get away with it LOL
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Posted by: Sharon Ferguson at May 23, 2007 11:43 AM