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March 01, 2007

Maybe He Should Just Ask Kucinich

And I guess this guy doesn't object to the word "alien"

OTTAWA (AFP) - A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday. "I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation ... that could be a way to save our planet," Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen.

Alien spacecrafts would have traveled vast distances to reach Earth, and so must be equipped with advanced propulsion systems or used exceptional fuels, he told the newspaper.

..."We need to persuade governments to come clean on what they know. Some of us suspect they know quite a lot, and it might be enough to save our planet if applied quickly enough," he said.

But do we really need

when we already have the ACME Mfg Co?

Just look at their products:

Mr. President, why are you hiding ACME products from us?

Posted by Mr. Bingley at March 1, 2007 01:24 PM

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"must be equipped with advanced propulsion systems or used exceptional fuels, he told the newspaper.

..."We need to persuade governments to come clean on what they know. Some of us suspect they know quite a lot, and it might be enough to save our planet if applied quickly enough," he said."

Two words: nuculer power.

Posted by: nobrainer at March 1, 2007 01:48 PM

Works for me, NB.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 1, 2007 02:03 PM

Doesn't ACME stand for "Advanced Climate Management Equipment"?

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at March 1, 2007 05:38 PM

""I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation ... that could be a way to save our planet," Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen."

Screw that!!! I want spider tanks! A parking lot full of spider tanks!

Posted by: Gunslinger at March 1, 2007 06:19 PM

Reminds me of the old acronym:-

TOBEM !

Regular readers are now permitted twenty guesses as to which one it is!

Posted by: Mike Cunningham at March 1, 2007 06:22 PM

Not knowing this particular politician, I would say in general it is not cool to publish the senile rantings of 83 year olds.

Now, if he were already a kook and isn't senile, well, then that's a different story.

Posted by: Mike Rentner at March 1, 2007 09:40 PM