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February 19, 2007

So I Baked A King Cake Today

...and somehow I ended up with the Easter Anus™

I'm a little hesitant to dive right in...

Posted by Mr. Bingley at February 19, 2007 03:27 PM

Comments

I think a little Preparation H icing would work perfectly here.

Posted by: Robb Allen at February 19, 2007 03:44 PM

If it pulsed with a cheap special effects glow I'd peg it as an old Star Trek prop.

Posted by: Dave E. at February 19, 2007 04:10 PM

I think "Wow!" pretty much covers it.

Posted by: Gunslinger at February 19, 2007 04:55 PM

Looks interesting, Mr B. I'd be a little hesitant, too. Doesn't look like the king cakes I'm used to.

Posted by: Rob at February 19, 2007 04:57 PM

Sweet Jesus, it's the Easter Anus!

Posted by: Susanna at February 19, 2007 05:20 PM

Huumph,-- I think it's something that came OUT of the Easter anus.

Posted by: Skul at February 19, 2007 07:08 PM

Sell it on ebay.

Posted by: colin at February 19, 2007 07:19 PM

Sure that's not Uranus?

Posted by: major dad at February 19, 2007 07:34 PM

It has a lot of colors....maybe you could sell it to the Rainbow Coalition as a mascot.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at February 19, 2007 07:45 PM

I actually ate some. I'm still alive. It was really pretty tasty, despite the frightening appearance.

Posted by: NJ Sue at February 19, 2007 07:56 PM

It's actually much prettier and rendered of a softer color palette and shape than the King Cakes I am accustomed to seeing...

It's like the soft, floaty, pastel King Cake. The kinder, gentler King Cake. The Compassionate King Cake.

Posted by: Susanna at February 19, 2007 08:44 PM

Nice buns.

Posted by: Crusader at February 20, 2007 06:38 AM

I bet that's what Syd Barrett's brains looked like when he died.

Posted by: Emily at February 20, 2007 10:13 AM

My uncle, creator of the Table Tumor™: devourer of cakey material. Eat it before it eats you.

Posted by: Ebola at February 20, 2007 12:37 PM

Sure that's not Uranus?

I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2650 to end that stupid joke once and for all. Now it's called "Urectum."

Posted by: Nightfly at February 20, 2007 01:26 PM

Since this cake has a soft tunnel of fudge an ordinary doneness test cannot be used. Nuts are essential for the success of the recipe.

Posted by: Ave at February 20, 2007 01:54 PM

I don't think they'll throw you beads if you flash that. . .

Posted by: Kate P at February 20, 2007 04:20 PM

..and to think there's a little plastic baby in there somewhere.

Posted by: colin at February 20, 2007 10:33 PM

....or the Easter Gerbil.

Posted by: Skul at February 21, 2007 04:50 PM

It's Jabba the Baker's Dozen!

Posted by: DirtCrashr at February 21, 2007 05:53 PM