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May 23, 2006
Justify My Ticket Price
So Madonna has herself crucified during her latest tour, "Confessions." Yawn. My, how bold and daring, taking on those beastly Christians! Why, take care, my dear, because you know what will happen if you anger them! Yes! They might, um, I don't know...deny you Communion or something...you are so brave! Such an inspiration to women who are fighting christo-facist oppression everywhere, as they drive to work and walk in public unescorted with their heads uncovered and vote and run businesses and govern and...stuff. Unbearable, really. I can't wait for her next tour, which I'm sure will continue her brave crusade for women as she takes on that other major religion and how it treats women...
And people are paying up to $375 a pop to see...her in various S&M outfits, wielding a riding crop on her dancers.
Posted by Mr. Bingley at May 23, 2006 07:58 AM
Comments
Madonna pulls crap like this just to get people to talk about her. I'm pretty happy to see that most of those who are pretty much are just saying that she's pathetic, washed up and a predictable bore. Besides, dissing the President is like, sooooo 2004.
Posted by: Emily at May 23, 2006 08:56 AM
As Shannon said, too bad she didn't use real nails.
Posted by: Ken Summers at May 23, 2006 09:14 AM
She used press-on Krazy Nails?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 23, 2006 09:18 AM
Lee Press-On™ Cross.
Posted by: Nightfly at May 23, 2006 12:39 PM
I saw a comment somewhere, where someone said: "It's a shame that Michael Jackson and Madonna still have careers, and I blame foreigners and gay people, respectively".
Posted by: John at May 23, 2006 01:22 PM
$375 a seat to watch that bimbo strut around in tight leathers? I wouldn't have paid that much to watch her twenty-odd years ago, when I suffered from an overdoes of male hormones.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at May 23, 2006 09:33 PM
Geez, for $375 I would think she might pee on a Koran, or something else edgy.
Posted by: Dan Collins at May 24, 2006 10:23 AM