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April 05, 2006

Would That Make This

...a "Speedo Wax"?

Press ... rip ... YEOW!

That guttural scream you hear rattling the door of a back room in your local day spa just may be coming from a man getting his [nether regions] hair waxed. Yes, it’s true. Men are grooming, uh, down there.


The other day I saw "Nair For Men" for the first time and assumed it was for hairy backs and knuckles. (Of course, if you drag those like certain folks do, the hair wears off naturally.)

I live in a bubble.


Posted by tree hugging sister at April 5, 2006 11:38 AM

Comments

Ouch.

and "Why?"

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 5, 2006 12:26 PM

To complement/bookend their "male pattern baldness"?

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 5, 2006 12:35 PM

Well, one there's no hiding from the public, and the other should be.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 5, 2006 12:48 PM

I live in a bubble.

And so do I. Thank GOD.

Oh, and Mr. Bingley? That should be "there's no hiding from the pubic".

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 5, 2006 12:52 PM

Rather the "pubic should be hid"

at least on men.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 5, 2006 12:56 PM

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!! You CANNOT say that here!!!

Think 'nether nether nether'.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 5, 2006 01:31 PM

nether neither 'nother

we can't say 'rather'?

makes sense, i guess.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 5, 2006 01:37 PM

Sis got this from MSNBC, but she's too squeemish to give you ladies the link.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 5, 2006 06:58 PM

We can't use the p-word here? But it's an official teknaykull deafinision.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 5, 2006 07:50 PM

Was that YOU Googling "squid gonads" today?

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 5, 2006 08:43 PM

As an Army man, he's probably never seen any.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 5, 2006 10:08 PM

I had previously asked my trend worshipping 19 year old nephew about this. After the quick look of horror that I would know of these things, he said it was quite common among his male friends. ouch

Posted by: Kcruella at April 5, 2006 11:03 PM

Eeeewwwwwww...

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 5, 2006 11:35 PM

Double eeeeewwwwwwwwww

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 6, 2006 09:08 AM

Moved and seconded. The motion has carried. Our official position is now "eeeeewwwwwwww..."

Posted by: Nightfly at April 6, 2006 05:09 PM