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February 03, 2006
I'll Take "Because They Don't Have One?"
...for $500, Alex.
Why the French don't get as much heart disease
Q : What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France?
A : Linoleum blownapart.
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all up when he observes, "The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable."
I'd love to take credit for these, but I can't.
Posted by tree hugging sister at February 3, 2006 12:55 PM
Comments
buwhahahahaha!
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at February 3, 2006 12:59 PM
YAYS! French bashing!!!
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at February 3, 2006 01:43 PM
It was time. We've been lax lately.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at February 3, 2006 01:46 PM
French-bashing makes life worth living.
Posted by: Ken Summers at February 3, 2006 03:04 PM
LOL! That made me spit out my sprite.
Posted by: Cindermutha at February 3, 2006 06:33 PM
Hey, the frog isn't smoking. And where's the bloody cheese?
Posted by: Emily at February 3, 2006 07:06 PM
Late to this one... but it's priceless!!!
:)
Posted by: Faith at February 5, 2006 09:37 AM