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February 21, 2006

Fla. Man Killed Over Miracle Whip

Oh wait, it was toilet paper:

MARION COUNTY, Fla. -- A man has been arrested for fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet tissue in the home, authorities said.

Whew. That sound you heard was Florida Cracker's sigh of relief...

Posted by Mr. Bingley at February 21, 2006 01:55 PM

Comments

That's inhumane. I would have used a 10 pound sledge hammer.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at February 21, 2006 08:07 PM

Of course if you were in Scotland, you'd beat him because there was toilet paper. That stuff over there's only fit for scraping paint off teak decks.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at February 21, 2006 08:50 PM

oh, I better put some tp in the little ray of sunshine's next care package..

Posted by: Kcruella at February 21, 2006 10:31 PM