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January 24, 2006
Blame Bush
Because there areNO ATOMIC Fireballs*
in Iraq.
And you can blame him FOR:Hurricanes
The West Virginia Coal Miners' deaths
Undermining China's North Korean negotiations
(Whew. They tried to blame him, but he gets a break on the flu vacine poll.)
Excessive police force in Jacksonville, Oregon because he skipped his broccoli?
California's fiduciary missteps.
Newsweek's 'Koran in the Potty' story
Black Hawk Down Oh, WAIT! Wrong Bush.
Failed coup in Venezuela (Like, they couldn't possibly want Chavez out on their own, right?)
New MUGS and lousy T-SHIRTS available at Swill Stuff**. (Production Note: Ebola will be seen modeling it, as usual. Best we could do. He works for beer.)
*Or in Iran...YET
** Designed and printed LOCALLY in Pensacola, FL ~ no CafePress outsourcing cheap communistas here.
If we've missed anything YOU PERSONALLY blame Bush for, please! Feel free to add your own catalogue of his insidious infamy and ee-ville intentions in the comments.
PETA DISCLAIMER: NO SCOTTIES were harmed during the making of this mug.
Posted by tree hugging sister at January 24, 2006 04:15 PM
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I blame Bush for entropy!
Posted by: Cullen at January 24, 2006 05:11 PM
I can hear Diptera in my head right now...
George Bush kills the little pup-pies
All the little puppies in the world!
Be they mutts or all pure-bred
George Bush sneezes 'til they're dead.
George Bush hates the little puppies of the world.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 24, 2006 05:25 PM
Does Dubya use a blender?
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at January 24, 2006 06:18 PM
BTW, recalling this post, can't you use these models again for the new t-shirt?
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at January 24, 2006 06:23 PM
We're on a budget here, Jeff. Would have to double the price of the shirts to even buy Ebola dark beer, less mind hire those...um...assets.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 24, 2006 06:30 PM
Have you seen this? Probably you have, but it's always worth a read from time to time. You know, so we can all remember whose fault it really is.
http://blamebush.typepad.com/
Can I get one of those mugs with my pug on it? If so, I will buy them for my family. hehehehehehe
Posted by: Susanna at January 24, 2006 07:35 PM
And by "it" I mean "everything that ever happened that's bad."
Posted by: Susanna at January 24, 2006 07:36 PM
Budgets be damned: I second Jeff's proposal. ;-)
Posted by: Dave J at January 25, 2006 12:12 AM
THS, you can have the Coors Twins wearing the t-shirts (the new and old ones) AND drinking from the mug. Talk about killing two birds with one stone!! Should save a few bucks, anyhoo.
And, y'know, if some of the liquid from the mug just happened to spill onto the front of the t-shirt when the shutter opened, that wouldn't be a bad thing at all.........
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at January 25, 2006 01:54 AM
Mudda, I still want those broads! Get em or suffer my wrath...aka robbing of the kitchen. Hiring them is cheaper, you should know that.
Posted by: Ebola at January 25, 2006 03:39 AM
Oh, like you're not gonna keep raiding the fridge regardless?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at January 25, 2006 07:51 AM
Oh, like you're not gonna keep raiding the fridge regardless?
That's what I was thinking. Like a couple of bimbos would put an end to that, right......
Posted by: Crusader at January 25, 2006 08:10 AM
Ask him about the 'feed the homeless' charity bag of boxed goods that went out the door with him last night AFTER he ate dinner here...
Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 25, 2006 09:04 AM
Sounds like a growing boy to me!!!
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at January 25, 2006 09:53 AM
Hmmm...the twins might well be a bargain after all...
Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 25, 2006 10:02 AM
I have lime buildup in my water pipes. Can I blame Bush for that?
Posted by: RebeccaH at January 25, 2006 11:09 AM
Well Rebecca, of course you can!
There is also a lovely recipe available if you'd like to celebrate your Bush/Lime breakthrough. A crodile is called for, but not absolutely necessary. American Alligator ( or any UF team member ~ cannibals welcome here ) is a suitable substitute.
Cheers and Bon Appetit!
Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 25, 2006 11:28 AM
I WANT THAT MUG! GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!
Posted by: Captain Wrath at January 25, 2006 11:33 AM
Welcome, Captain Wrath! Use the Swill Stuff link to order a beautiful mug...and know that you'll help feed a starving 23 year old male model.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 25, 2006 11:58 AM
Hey, I'm a starving 23 year old sunroom designer damn it! Besides, you said cannibals are welcome, I could live off those two for a while. If I couldn't pimp them as models I could damn well make a lemon marinade and cook them at 350 degrees till I got a warm fuzzy sensation, and make quite a feast. Hell, I might even let my roomies join in: "Don't worry girls, it tastes of chicken!"
Posted by: Ebola at January 25, 2006 01:35 PM
Ah, yeah, and I blame Bush for comission taxes. Bastards.
Posted by: Ebola at January 25, 2006 01:36 PM