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January 20, 2006

It Appears There is Historical Precedent

...for the Coors Twins.

An ancient brewery from a vanished empire was staffed by elite women who were selected for their beauty or nobility, a new study concludes.

The finding adds to other evidence that women played a more crucial role in ancient Andean societies than history books have stated. It may also in some ways reflect modern drinking traditions in the Andean mountains, where women get drunk as much as men, researchers say.

Dear God.

Posted by tree hugging sister at January 20, 2006 02:39 PM


Damn it, I told you I was born in the wrong time period. Can I have those two for Christmas next year mom? I promise to feed them!

Posted by: Ebola at January 20, 2006 04:08 PM

Bad Ebola! Bad!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 20, 2006 04:21 PM

Ebola, how about you and I split the cost and the twins?

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at January 20, 2006 04:34 PM

I... love... ritual lacrosse
Eating way too much
With those Andeans...
And twins!

I! LOVE! Human sacrifice!
Breweries and vice!
Wearing enemy skins -


Posted by: Nightfly at January 20, 2006 05:08 PM

Heheheh... Nightfly!

Posted by: that 1 guy at January 21, 2006 02:27 PM


Posted by: Dave J at January 22, 2006 12:11 AM