The Coalition of the Swilling

heh.

I can't decide if I'm supposed to be Statler.. or Waldorf..

Those two are the best, Pete; I'm not so sure about this rat, though.

Be thankful you're not The Frog.. as so many seem to be.

Although, as someone pointed out.. there's a distinct absence of Miss Piggy in the admissions column.

I am also the frog. Dammit.

BTW, you've been linked.

Hmmmmmmm....shall we have a side bet on who THS might be........?

You are Gonzo the Great.
You love everyone, and still you get shot out of a cannon on a regular basis. Oh, and you are completely insane and have a strange fascination for chickens.

ALSO KNOWN AS:
The Great Gonzo, Gonzo the Great, Just Plain Weird
SPECIES:
Whatever

HOBBIES:
Tapdancing blindfolded on tapioca while balancing a piano on his nose, backwards, five times fast.

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"From Here to Eternity...with no brakes."

FAVORITE TV SHOW:
"Touched By An Anvil"

QUOTE:
"No parachute? Wow! This is so cool!"

You are Statler or Waldorf.

You have a high opinion of yourself, as do others. But only because you are in the balcony seats.

ALSO KNOWN AS:
Those two old guys in the box.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Heckling, complaining, being cantankerous

QUOTE:
"Get off the stage, you bum!"

LAST BOOKS READ:
"The Art of Insult" and "How To Insult Art"

NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT:
Their pacemakers.

Sorry to disappoint you, fellas. I'm kinda surprised myself.

You are Kermit the Frog. You are reliable, responsible and caring. And you have a habit of waving your arms about maniacally.

FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:
"Hi ho!" "Yaaay!" and "Sheesh!"
FAVORITE MOVIE:
"How Green Was My Mother"

LAST BOOK READ:
"Surfin' the Webfoot: A Frog's Guide to the Internet"

HOBBIES:
Sitting in the swamp playing banjo.

QUOTE:
"Hmm, my banjo is wet."

Although when I changed my favorite food to 'cake' vice 'I like to try new things', and the insensitive question of size was answered with an 'I'm perfect, up yours', the expected blonde bombshell character assignment was waiting on the next page.

Heh! I thought Miss Piggy was you, THS!!

Color me stunned, JeffS. STUNNED.

And disheartened.

Yeah, too easy to get Kermit. I got Kermit, though I've always pictured myself as a Gonzo/ Rowlf/ Dr. Teeth hybrid.

Had to hit the Cybercafe to take this quiz (firewalls, y'know!). Which Muppet am I? BEHOLD!

You are Dr. Bunson Honeydew.

You love to analyse things and further the cause of science, even if you do tend to blow things up more often than not.

HOBBIES:
Scientific inquiry, Looking through microscopes, Recombining DNA to create decorative art.
QUOTE:
"Now, Beakie, we'll just flip this switch and 60,000 refreshing volts of electricity will surge through your body. Ready?"

FAVORITE MUSICAL ARTIST:
John Cougar Melonhead

LAST BOOK READ:
"Quantum Physics: 101 Easy Microwave Recipes"

NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
An atom smasher and plenty of extra atoms.

4% of people had this result.

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The world is MINE! ALL MINE!!!!

Damn! All this time I had you pictured as The Brain.

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