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August 19, 2005
The Things You See In The East River
I looked over the side of the boat today and saw this:
That, my friends, I believe is a condom filled with cocaine that is floating around in NY harbor tonight. Somebody's gonna be upset.
Blech
Posted by Mr. Bingley at August 19, 2005 07:23 PM
Comments
Did ya get enough to buy a couple drinks from it?
Posted by: Major Dad at August 19, 2005 07:39 PM
I'm surprised it didn't look like an Esther Williams pool folly movie ~ people diving off in droves to grab it.
Then again, it is NY Harbor.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at August 19, 2005 07:40 PM
Jeez.
Posted by: Ken Summers at August 19, 2005 09:23 PM
No, I was actually more afraid it would get sucked into the jets on the boat and screw up the engine.
Did I say "Blech"?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 19, 2005 10:22 PM
Well, at least you didn't dive in to rescue it. But what if it had been an unopened bottle of wine?
Posted by: The Real JeffS at August 20, 2005 12:56 AM
Hey, the cocaine has the right to practice safe sex. Who are we to judge?
Posted by: Nightfly at August 20, 2005 03:03 AM
I couldn't let wine go to waste JeffS, you know me too well.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 20, 2005 10:13 AM
Just remember the lifesaver's rule of rescue: "Reach, throw, row, go". Hopefully the bottle will be chilled to the appropriate temperature.
And don't forget a bottle opener!!!!
Posted by: The Real JeffS at August 20, 2005 12:06 PM
..."This is your brain on drugs."
Posted by: tree hugging sister at August 21, 2005 10:29 AM