The Coalition of the Swilling

OMG I'm surprised that Uncle Charlie's Summer Camp got excited enough about such a hegemonic and imperialsit, anti-intellectual and tres bourgeois activity as competetitive sports - or that someone actually produced a mascot costume. It must have been some Theater Arts type who stitched it up, quivering with delicious irony.
Unfortunately they still have to deal with this scary creature, possibly the multi-cultural future of mascots everywhere. (I think they misspelled "Dennis.")
Sheesh, they get no more money from ME!

Good God man! Please put more of a warning than just "this scary creature" on a link like that!!!!

Sorry man! Der, die, das - Kanzellor.

I didn't know we had an actual mascot costume! Tres cool. Fiat Slug, baby!

Aren't all Fiats "slugs" Ken?

Ho ho, ya got me there, ya rascal!

Even Major Dad, dare I say...'blanched...at the scary picture. Don't ever, ever do that again, Keith. Ever.

See, Mr. Summers? All this time you thought Bingley was East Coast puff and circumstance. He's a MAN, by God, who knows his slugs and Fiats. And Fiats the color of slugs. And big yellow slug mascots, the size of Fiats.

The world is one big, serendipitous circle.

Looks like Jar Jar after a winter in Antarctica.

Hehehehe. "Meesa in the NCAA tournament! Whaddya mean, charging? How wude!"

I'm chastened, my own face underwent extreme duress when that magazine issue arrived in my mailbox.

Well, that creature certainly is gender-neutral, keith.