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July 14, 2005
What Is Your Battle Cry?
From Michele is a tool that will come up with the perfect battle cry for each of us...
(mine, as befits the battlelust-besodded fool that I am, is not PG rated...)
Posted by Mr. Bingley at July 14, 2005 07:59 PM
Comments
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: red at July 14, 2005 09:19 PM
Mine is (and it definitely isn't as funny as yours - although I do love the mini-mall detail):
Running on the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Red! And she gives an ominous scream:
"I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!"
Posted by: red at July 14, 2005 09:20 PM
'Gutteral'? Must be all that bowling as a child.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 14, 2005 09:29 PM
Oh well, shit, I knew what mine was...
"Zang! Who is that, sprinting over the terrain! It is Tree Hugging Sister, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She roars homicidally:
"I'm going to bruise you until your mortal mind doth snap!!!"
Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 14, 2005 09:31 PM
My honey's...
"Lo! Who is that, striding across the candy store! It is Major Dad, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!!"
And my baby boy's...
"Sprinting across the wasteland, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Ebola! And he gives a cruel howl:
"For the love of beatings, I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!!"
Yeah, we bad!
Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 14, 2005 09:33 PM
A "jeweled meat hammer" hahahahah
Posted by: red at July 14, 2005 09:34 PM
You laugh now, oh flame haired bacon griller...prepare to meAt your doom!!!
AH hahahahha!! Bwahahahaha!!!!
Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 14, 2005 09:38 PM
vorpal blade...bacon...grill..i like it, red!
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 15, 2005 12:19 AM
Although it's true, the 'jeweled meat hammer' is a tough act to beat.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 15, 2005 12:20 AM
Especially when I wear heels.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 15, 2005 12:22 AM
I like mine!
"Hail the blood-letting! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!!"
Posted by: The Real JeffS at July 15, 2005 01:37 AM
I borrowed mine from Pinhead of "Hellraiser" fame:
"Your suffering will be legendary!"
Posted by: Gunslinger at July 16, 2005 02:14 PM
Scratch that, this IS my battlecry…
Zang! Who is that, sprinting over the wasteland! It is Gunslinger, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a booming grunt, his voice cometh:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I shall discombobulate the entire world!!" :D
Posted by: Gunslinger at July 16, 2005 10:51 PM
Nice warcry, but why would the javascript return "bladed baseball bat" for a cat named "Gunslinger"??
I, on the other hand, got to wield a vorpal blade.
Posted by: Nightfly at July 19, 2005 10:21 AM