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July 05, 2005
Not Only Didn't We Ratify Kyoto
But NASA, those Chimpy McHitler Rovearian Pawns, with the Deep Impact probe have "ruin(ed) the natural balance of forces in the universe" and thus owe one Marini Bai
damages totaling 8.7 billion rubles ($300 million) - the approximate equivalent of the mission's cost - for her "moral sufferings," Izvestia said, citing her lawyer Alexander Molokhov. She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope."
Funny how quickly some former soviet citizens have discovered lawyers, eh?
Posted by Mr. Bingley at July 5, 2005 09:11 AM
Comments
DIE, PUNY ASTEROID!
Posted by: Ken Summers at July 5, 2005 09:19 AM
I hope she doesn't hear about the Voyager mission, which passed Pluto some time ago. That should have buggered up her horoscope but good.
Posted by: The Real JeffS at July 5, 2005 09:19 AM
I bet it turned her horoscope into a newt.
Posted by: Ken Summers at July 5, 2005 09:34 AM
It got better....
Posted by: Crusader at July 5, 2005 11:33 AM
I don't think she needs the stars to tell that she's seriously bent.
Posted by: Nightfly at July 5, 2005 12:59 PM