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June 24, 2005
What Women Really Talk About In The Bathroom
Dana at Note-It Posts slips up in the midst of some well-founded child rearing guidance and reveals to men what women really talk about when they go off to the loo in a pack. Fellas, it's worse than we ever feared:
Dana: Many, many important decisions about sex and procreation and vehicle purchase have been made during those trips.
Susie: “Well, he still won’t agree to the damn minivan.”Jill: “Asshole.”
Mary: “Yeah.”
Susie: “Yeah.”
(pause)
Susie: “I guess I’m gonna have to withhold sex.”
Mary: “Don’t be so hasty now… have you tried burning his food?”
Susie: “Yep. Every dinner this week.”
Mary: “Hmmm….”
Jill: “Fuck that. It’s time to go nuclear.”
Susie: “You mean…?”
Jill: “Yep. PMS.”
Mary: “Wow. You really want her to have that minivan.”
Jill: “Damn straight! She does carpool on Tuesdays and Thursdays!”
Susie: “OK, so it’s settled then. No sex for Bob for a week, because I have PMS. And THEN no sex NEXT week because I’m on the rag. At the end of the two weeks, he’ll be begging me to buy that fucking van, if I’ll only let him have the coochie.”
Mary: “Yeah. But… what happens the week after that, when you REALLY have your period?”
Jill: “Then she says she needs to visit the doctor to have it ‘checked out’.”
Susie: “Oh my god, he’ll shit! Think I can get leather seats out of that?”
Jill and Mary: “Toooootally.”
Posted by Mr. Bingley at June 24, 2005 03:25 PM
Comments
Which is why I married a wonderful woman who also hates the scourge of the earth: minivans.
Posted by: Crusader at June 24, 2005 03:39 PM
Yeah, you keep kidding yourself that the "M" word doesn't come up when that gaggle of sisters heads off to the widdle girls room...just keep pretending that the Vast Chick Wing Conspiracy doesn't exist.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 24, 2005 03:59 PM
Jeez, lady. A minivan? Why don't you just go ahead and cut off his 'nads?
No offense, Bingley.
Posted by: Ken Summers at June 24, 2005 09:09 PM
Gawd, I'm sorry I read that. That sounded like a strategy session with the White House staff.
Posted by: The Real JeffS at June 25, 2005 08:15 AM
During the Clinton years, for sure JeffS.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 25, 2005 10:13 AM
Ewww, nobody I know talks like that.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 27, 2005 10:33 AM