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June 28, 2005

Maybe Tom Cruise Will Testify For Him

Scott Krause's defense will argue that the defendant believed he was trying to escape man-eating subterranean beings when he ran into Drew Reynolds' truck on Jan. 6, 2004.

Uh, ok.

In three court-ordered evaluations, the defendant stated he was fleeing subterranean beings he called "hemadrones" when he carjacked a commercial vehicle near a Nevada City, Calif., gas station and then crashed into Reynolds' service vehicle.

"Everything had to do with his escape from the hemadrones," said Nevada County District Attorney Michael Ferguson. "According to the defendant, he wasFkF afraid they were going to put him in cargo and ship him to China to be eaten."

Sounds like a guy for the Scientologists.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at June 28, 2005 01:15 PM

Comments

Idiot headline writer. Subterranean beings are NOT aliens. They are undocumented Americans.

Posted by: Ken Summers at June 28, 2005 02:58 PM

Heh. I just now saw Jeff Soyer's take on it: "No comment from Michael Jackson..."

Posted by: Ken Summers at June 28, 2005 03:07 PM

Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 28, 2005 03:29 PM

Hehheh.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 28, 2005 04:16 PM