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June 28, 2005

E.T. Phone Home

Steve..Steve Steve Steve:

Oscar-winning director STEVEN SPIELBERG is baffled that fewer UFO sightings are made now than were made twenty years ago - because the technology to record would-be aliens is so commonplace today.

How to break this gently?

Spielberg says, "There are millions of video cameras out there and they're picking up less videos of UFOs, alleged UFOs, than we picked up in the 1970s and 1980s. There's 150 per cent more cameras, so why are we getting less from up there?

Steve Steve Steve. Perhaps because

it's a bunch of goddamned hooey!

Posted by Mr. Bingley at June 28, 2005 01:47 PM

Comments

You know, we used to see a lot more of Bigfoot back then, too...

Posted by: Ken Summers at June 28, 2005 03:08 PM

But you usually wear shoes now.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 28, 2005 03:22 PM

Oh? Doesn't Ken shave every morning?

Posted by: The Real JeffS at June 29, 2005 04:44 AM