The Coalition of the Swilling

Why?

Only if someone needs to, Mr. Summers. I posted as a public service to our gentle readers.

If the glove doesn't fit,
don't order it.

Hello Mr. bingley! Hope all is well your way! Just dropping a note that I finally remembered I had a blog!

SHAAAARRRROOONNNNN!!!!!

I ain't sharin' Sharon
This I'm swearin'
She's my very own
You better leave her alone...

Hi Sharon!!!!

Get yer head stomp't on.

Hiya, Sharon. Good to see your smilin' name! {8^P

Back to the subject:
They need to leave Smilin' Bob, his that 70's show wife and cheerful his friends on TV because: I AM HEARTILY SICK OF THAT CHEESY LEVITRA SMUG EYEBROW RAISNG BITCH.
I
HATE
HER.

If Smilin' Bob leaves, she wins. And I move to Canada with Alec Baldwin.

I was sent from planet Xiron to conquer the earth
I had a terrific plan -- I thought it would work
Tried to get the Earthlings all to kill each other you see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree...

You are worthless Alec Baldwin, you are worthless Alec Baldwin
You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen
Your career is stallin' and you're worthless Alec Baldwin
That's why I blew your head off and your children are all bawlin'

Planet Xiron is inhabited with Xipods like me
But also with Balmacs who are giant bees
The Xipods and Balmacs are at constant war
So we wanted a new home and that's what Earth was for

But you are worthless Alec Baldwin, you are worthless Alec Baldwin
You fucked up my whole plan and now Xiron is smeared with Balmac pollen
Your garbage needs some haulin' and you're worthless Alec Baldwin
Now I must return home a failure -- I'm afraid the pit of Kryrok is callin'...

(That is as whacked a piece of poetry as I have ever had the sorry misfortune to try to interpret.)

Didn't you list to the songs during the credits for Team America?

To be honest, I didn't make it as far as the credits.

Oh, for shame!

(File Team America under Durbin, Senator, Dick, one each: See Torture)