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June 15, 2005
"A Whale...A Great White Whale"
I'm thinking John's gonna wilt in that North Cackalacky heat this week...
Posted by Mr. Bingley at June 15, 2005 01:08 PM
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Although, I suppose as an Arkansan he may hold up better than I think.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 15, 2005 01:18 PM
Petty, petty, petty.
And mean.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 15, 2005 01:26 PM
Hey, now, he's purt-near famous around these parts. For wife-beating.
And being sponsored by Hooters.
Posted by: Lisa at June 15, 2005 01:47 PM
Yeah, it is hot here in NC now (98 or so today), but it is supposed to cool of as the week continues, down into the 70, per some of the weather critters in this region. BTW, didn't that guy used to drive a wrecker on the Dukes of Hazzard?
Posted by: Crusader at June 15, 2005 01:58 PM
Hey, I like the guy, and I'd much rather see him win then see that wuss Mickelson (who's another whale) or that cheater Vijay, but John is looking more and more like the June Krisy Kreme calendar pin-up these days...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 15, 2005 02:00 PM
Krispy, I mean.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 15, 2005 02:00 PM
Pffft.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 15, 2005 02:02 PM
Krispy, I mean.Krappy, I mean.
Posted by: Crusader at June 15, 2005 02:17 PM
Mickleson needs to steer clear of the slinky-fabric shirts with the button placket. They give him man boobs. In fact, that's what I call him, "Man Boobs."
Jose-Maria Olazabal is my Golf Boyfriend, big schnozz and all.
Posted by: Lisa at June 15, 2005 02:23 PM
Saying, "Ooooh, fat golfer" is sort of like saying, "Ooooh, fat pastry chef." Let's face it, Tiger doesn't keep fit by shooting rounds, he does it by actual physical workouts. When's the last time you saw a fat soccer player? Pele's been retired 20 years and he still looks good.
BTW, did anyone else think of the Far Side?: The whale! The whiiiite wh- wait- uh, a blaaaack whale! A regular blaaaack whale!"
Posted by: Nightfly at June 15, 2005 02:56 PM
Seen Maradona the Hutt recently, Nightfly?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 15, 2005 03:26 PM
Heheheheh. "Maradona the Hutt" - partly by the hand of God, but mostly by the fat tuchus of a reformed junkie. He sure went to seed after his retirement, didn't he Mr. B?
Gosh I love having the afternoon off.
Posted by: Nightfly at June 15, 2005 03:39 PM
Once he stopped doing the cocaine, er, dexatrim he porked like a serious mofo'.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 15, 2005 03:48 PM
Get back to work, SLACKER!
Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 15, 2005 03:49 PM
If you'd quit buying canadian cialis and stop using online casinos I'd have a lot less work to do!
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 15, 2005 04:06 PM
Baby, I AM All American Cialis in it's purest form. The only way I'm over the counter is if somebody's real lucky...
Posted by: Filet Mignons of Rove at June 15, 2005 04:20 PM
Mr B - I think she meant me. But gee whiz, Ms. Sister, my time is my own today - honest!
Posted by: Nightfly at June 15, 2005 05:10 PM
She DID mean you, slouching public servant.
Buuhwhahahahaha!!!
Buuhwhahahahaha!!!
Posted by: Filet Mignons of Rove at June 15, 2005 05:35 PM
Public servant? I'm private sector, baby - it's a not-for-profit, but still not yet consumed by the slouching beast, Nationalized Industry.
Posted by: Nightfly at June 15, 2005 10:43 PM