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April 14, 2005

Waiter! There's a Finger Reflux

Cat's got her...um...finger.

Leopard victim thinks Wendy's finger is hers
Latest bizarre twist in tale of tainted chili

LAS VEGAS - A woman who lost part of her finger in a leopard attack believes it was her body part that allegedly showed up a month later in a bowl of fast-food chili in California.

*Update: Ken, as always, is at the forefront of transgendered Leopard Nibbling.

Posted by tree hugging sister at April 14, 2005 03:15 PM

Comments

It's a new disease: Wendy's Finger Reflux

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 14, 2005 03:22 PM

Wasn't it Wendy's that used "Parts is Parts" tagline for a few years?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 14, 2005 03:24 PM

Yeah, it was.

The Chili finger is longer than the bit that was bit by the feline. Both the news outlets and the police need to learn some basic physics and biology.

Posted by: John at April 14, 2005 04:05 PM

The FBI is going through the evidence bit by bit.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 14, 2005 06:12 PM

I wonder if we should start referring to this new method trying to get cash as a "one finger discount"

Posted by: Ken Summers at April 14, 2005 06:28 PM

Who knew the customers at Wendy's get tips?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 14, 2005 06:41 PM

I guess this answers that old ad line Wendy's used to run:

Where's the beef????

Now we know.

Posted by: The Real JeffS at April 15, 2005 10:04 AM

Did the leopard complain that it found chili in the woman's finger?

Posted by: Nightfly at April 15, 2005 11:24 AM