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April 14, 2005
There's No Place Like Gnome
Gnome gone wild — partying with Paris Hilton?
Garden fixture may have had Vegas-style break
They stole her gnome, caught him on tape partying with Paris Hilton (!!) and she's not pissed until...
But it was the shocking picture of the gnome smiling with waitresses from Hooters that really got Severson steamed."He’s my prodigal gnome and he went without my permission," Severson told the "Today" show on Thursday. "And it’s a really good picture, but he hasn’t really told me much about it because he knows he’s in trouble."
Shocking is right. But he's paying for it.
She added that the wayward gnome was currently under house arrest and won't be making anymore trip to Las Vegas or even the garden. "I've got him in the house here and he is totally grounded."The rest of her garden sculptures and Mr. Summers are writhing in gnome envy.
Posted by tree hugging sister at April 14, 2005 04:05 PM
Comments
Ken would writhe with a gnome, but not in envy.
"The Writhing Gnomes"
Hmm, sounds like the name of my next band.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 14, 2005 06:39 PM
Gnome sweet Gnome
No, wait.....
Gnome is where the heart is
Ummmmm.....
Gnome, Alaska
Dang it, I am missing something here! I gotta think about this.
Posted by: The Real JeffS at April 15, 2005 10:03 AM
Or maybe:
...Show me the way to go, gnome
...Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum - I see a gnome having wicked fun
...Gnome Today, Gone Tomorrow
...Roam if you want to, gnome, around the world
Posted by: Nightfly at April 15, 2005 05:18 PM
hi - i'm part of the guys who stole the gnome, look you can get 15 mins of fame from stealing something... who knew?
Posted by: Kelly at April 28, 2005 01:33 AM