...of wonderments. The Las Vegas Bowl is going to have the burliest, manliest, sexiest national anthem ever, and there's nothing you can do about it. Sure, the matchup of BYU and Arizona may seem like the odd couple of bowl...
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on December 20, 2008 11:55 PM
Presenting a GREAT Christmas present for Kcruella!!!! Come ON, now! NOTHING could be THAT great!!! (And I wouldn't share, anyways.) No, no, I'm talking about a studly addition to her beloved Mets. The New York Mets have reached a preliminary...
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on December 9, 2008 04:42 PM
...is SCHWEET!! UNFORTUNATELY, THE SHOW ITSELF SUCKS: Knight Rider’s KITT is a Hydrogen Electric Hybrid. At least, I watched a few minutes of the new Knight Rider a while back and found myself unexpectedly admiring the comparative genius of...David Hasselhoff....
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on November 22, 2008 01:24 PM
WHAT is this quote referring to? "...You know what else it's resistant to? You getting laid." Now. Just to make it tougher, eliminate Bingley, Canadians, Rambo, world peace or bus trips from your short list of answers. Stumped? You'll never...
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on August 1, 2008 04:09 PM
...or I'd send the authorities over in his direction. Sheriff: Dude Looks Like Lady PORTLAND, Maine -- The Cumberland County Sheriff's Department is searching for a man in women's underwear, a garter belt, black high-heeled boots -- and a mustache....
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on February 12, 2008 09:45 AM
...your bleu'. A Paris tourism agency is ready to concede what many Americans and Britons have long contended: The French are rude. ...France's famed indifference toward outsiders is actually part of the country's charm and can be a marketing asset,...
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on January 8, 2007 08:58 AM
...(North Korea and rumors of a drunk Hasselhoff not withstanding) then I find this. Top 204 Star Wars Lines Improved... ...By Replacing A Word With "Pants"...
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on October 3, 2006 11:00 AM
I don't know if I can take much more. In yet another interview, Hasselhoff confirmed what some fans of his series “Knight Rider” always suspected: that Kitt, the talking car, was, in fact, gay. And he had the hots for...
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on October 3, 2006 09:50 AM
...and all the David Hasselhoff photos I post. Picture courtesy of the always socially astute, politically correct, sensitively inclusive and firm admirer of the male form secure enough in his masculinity to know a manly man when he sees one...
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on August 16, 2006 11:16 AM
(Or ANY other polltakers in the near future.) When queried about "would the Democrats do a better job on the economy than the current administration", please refer to these numbers before stepping blindly into the abyss: Output at U.S. factories,...
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on July 17, 2006 11:25 AM
...GUESS what handsome devil has a birthday today? GAH-rrrowllll....
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on July 17, 2006 10:59 AM
...for Mr. Bingley, one finds this?...
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on May 24, 2006 11:16 PM
Ga. Stores Ordered to Stop Selling Puppies Talk about your "cruelty to animals"......
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on March 29, 2006 01:24 PM
...so help me, God. They were sent to us. Yup. Pointed in the right direction....
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on March 16, 2006 03:50 PM
Nope. He's bbaaaaccckkkkkk...! Wife accuses Hasselhoff of domestic violence Former ‘Baywatch’ star also pleads no contest to drunk driving charge And he's been busy, knocking back a few brewskies and the little woman while he was at it....
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on March 9, 2006 05:00 PM
...from the James Frey embarassment??!! Huh? HUH?! Greenspan in memoir talks with NY publishers Alan Greenspan is in talks with major publishers about writing a memoir, which could net the Delphic former central banker more than $1 million, sources familiar...
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on February 13, 2006 02:46 PM
Hasselbeck 'jealous' of Polamalu's wild hairdo ...I though they meant this guy. GAH-RRROWLLLL. Made my liver quiver for a second. Then I realized I had the wrong studmuffin. Back to sniffing paint....
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on February 3, 2006 10:56 AM
...and I'm not talking Bingley and David Hasselhoff. No, I'm talking about the ability of the moonbat population to twist anything. In a codicil to my post below on self delusion, I will add this snippet from another site that...
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on August 17, 2005 06:42 PM
My picture's on the way: Forget waxed chests and rock-hard abs. A new survey finds ladies like their men scruffy, a wee bit chubby - and definitely not a metrosexual. Chick Magnet, that's me: Playgirl asked 2,000 of its readers...
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on August 17, 2005 01:58 PM
My favorite Dragon Lady (Dorothy Rabinowitz) had a column yesterday that dovetails ever so sweetly with one I found today by Charles Krauthammer. Ms. Rabinowitz notes about the ACLU and bag searching... Taking affront at government security measures in wartime...
Posted in The Coalition of the Swilling on August 12, 2005 10:18 AM