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June 15, 2009

What's This "Guessed" Crap?

I thought noted tax cheat Geithner was the smartest fellow in the world, the only one who could lead Treasury and follow the divine wisdom of the One and his faithful sidekick Wile E. Biden? Now Biden's telling us the Most Competent Administration Evuh was just...guessing?

"No one realized how bad the economy was. The projections, in fact, turned out to be worse. But we took the mainstream model as to what we thought -- and everyone else thought -- the unemployment rate would be."

"Everyone guessed wrong at the time the estimate was made about what the state of the economy was at the moment this was passed."

So for $1 trillion we've gotten, what, 4 new government jobs and a pack of Juicy Fruit.

Change you can believe in.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at June 15, 2009 06:30 AM

Comments

Don't forget the cases of Ripple and Brew 102(remember that one!) to wash all this down with.

Posted by: Yojimbo at June 15, 2009 01:16 PM

Yeah, four new government jobs that the states will be on the hook to pay for once the one trillion imaginary dollars are used up.

Hopenchange! :P

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 15, 2009 04:00 PM

Uh, I work with projects worth only billions, not trillions, but even my little dinky Fortune 100 company uses that quaint little technique called scenario planning.

Dipshits.

Posted by: John at June 15, 2009 05:49 PM