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April 27, 2009
Ah! Spring Is In The Air!
And that means romance. You know what I'm talking about, guys. Meeting the one you love for a leisurely meal, lingering over that last glass of wine as the warm rays of the sun slowly sink beneath the western horizon. Rising from the table with that knowing glance, reaching for your beloved's hand, her touch all electric and so filled with potential, your pulse quickening as you and her "retire" to the dumpster
On Friday morning, police on Vancouver Island got a call about suspicious activity in a Victoria suburb. When an officer arrived on the scene, he discovered a man and woman having sex in a dumpster, reports CTV News in British Columbia."It's 1:45 a.m. so it's dark and he called out to the people in the dumpster and didn't get any response," Police Sgt. John Price told CTV News. "So he went over there with his flashlight and poked his head in at the bottom of the dumpster."
Inside were two people, naked and intertwined.
Some guys just know what the Ladies like.
(h/t to Ace)
Posted by Mr. Bingley at April 27, 2009 07:21 AM
Comments
It would seem that it's what that woman likes.
Posted by: Skyler at April 27, 2009 09:33 AM
But honestly, what was the crime? It's tasteless, but it wasn't in the public. I don't know the specific law in Vancouver but in many places that wouldn't be illegal. I guess that's why they only arrested the man on ohter charges and let the woman go.
Posted by: Skyler at April 27, 2009 09:35 AM
I don't think there was a crime. The man was arrested but seemingly because of a previous outstanding warrant as you noted; it says the women was "sent home."
Kind of gives new meaning to 'dumpster diving'...
blech.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 27, 2009 10:18 AM
How about "disturbing the peace", Skyler?
Or would that be "disturbing the piece"?
Posted by: JeffS at April 27, 2009 10:46 AM
It disturbs me, anyway...
Posted by: nightfly at April 27, 2009 10:51 AM
Talk dirty to me.
Posted by: Rob at April 27, 2009 11:10 AM
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 27, 2009 11:27 AM
That couple is such trash.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 27, 2009 11:29 AM
This reminds me of tales told to me by drill sergeants in boot camp.
This was 32 years ago and women were newly mingled in with the guys at Lackland AFB TX. I guess in the past the ladies were over on the other side of the base, but now the women's dorms were in the same building.
I remember briefings by our drill sergeants warning us to stay away from temptation; that the only reason to touch one of these ladies was to perform first aid. "But Sarge, she had a snakebite on her upper lip and I was sucking out the poison!"
To make a long story short, the DIs would tell tales of the SPs going through the dumpsters at night pulling out couples. I had no personal experience in this activity, being at cross purposes of my goal of keeping a low profile and getting out of boot camp with as little grief as possible.
Posted by: barking spider at April 27, 2009 12:43 PM
Sounds like certain unauthorized activities that I, ummmmm, heard about while in Kuwait, barking spider.
Posted by: JeffS at April 27, 2009 09:38 PM