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March 09, 2009

Why the "Bernie Madoff's" of the World Will Always Be Warm?

...Helg Sgarbi admitted to meeting BMW heiress Susanne Klatten, 46, at a spa near Innsbruck, Austria, in July 2007 and starting an affair. Using what prosecutors called a well-practiced scam, he told her that he had brought his quadriplegic daughter to the United States and convinced Klatten to give him $9 million to pay for treatment.

Because there's always a plethora of lambs for the fleecing to go along for the ride.

Posted by tree hugging sister at March 9, 2009 11:11 AM

Comments

"Marks are like sheep. They need a good fleecing every now and then. It keeps them healthy and productive."

Posted by: mojo at March 9, 2009 02:43 PM

Wait, that's ALMOST a plot point from "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels." Substitute "Navy Officer" for "daughter" and throw in a little Steve Martin, and there you are.

Posted by: ricki at March 9, 2009 03:17 PM

(I hope nobody peed at the table...)

Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 9, 2009 04:06 PM

There's a great deal of truth in the old saying;

There's one born every minute

Posted by: Mike Cunningham at March 9, 2009 04:56 PM

"Mother?"
"No, Ruprecht, she's not our mother."

and

"RUPRECHT! Do I need to get the genital cuff?"

Posted by: mojo at March 10, 2009 04:38 PM