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March 20, 2009

Talk About Appropriately Named!

TULSA, Okla. — One of the most deadly spiders in the world has been found in the produce section of a Tulsa grocery store. An employee of Whole Foods Market found the Brazilian Wandering Spider Sunday in bananas from Honduras and managed to catch it in a container.
That teeny tiny passport of his has to be quite a read, but, if I were him, I'd be worried about the next "stamp".

Posted by tree hugging sister at March 20, 2009 07:15 AM

Comments

The spider was just here to spin webs American spiders won't spin.

Posted by: nightfly at March 20, 2009 10:26 AM

Oh well I'm the type of guy who will never settle down,
Where pretty girls are well you know that I'm around
I kiss 'em and I love 'em cause to me they're all the same
I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name
They call me the wanderer , yeah I'm a wanderer,
I go around around around around

Well there's Moe on my left and Mary on my right,
And Janie is the girl well that I'll be with tonight,
And when she ask me which one I love the best,
I tear open my shirt and I show Rosie on my chest,
'Cause I'm a wanderer, yeah I'm a wanderer
I roam around around around around hmmm

Well I roam from town to town, I go through life without a care,
And I'm as happy as a clown,
With my two fists of iron, but I'm goin' nowhere.

Yeah I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around
I'm never in one place I roam from town to town
And when I find myself fallin' for some girl
I hop right in that car of mine, I drive around the world
And I'm a wanderer, yeah I'm a wanderer
I roam around around around around hmmm

Posted by: mojo at March 20, 2009 11:24 AM

Oh, KUDOS to you both!!!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 20, 2009 11:29 AM

Pic:

http://www.sondrak.com/index.php/weblog/todazed_sharp_eye_out/

Posted by: mojo at March 20, 2009 05:02 PM

My turn…

When I wake up
Yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man
Who wakes up next to you
When I go out
Yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man
Who goes along with you
If I get drunk
Yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man
Who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver
Yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man
Who's havering next to you
But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
When I'm working
Yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man
Who's working hard for you
And when the money
Comes in for the work I'll do
I'll pass every penny
Right along to you
But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

Posted by: Gunslinger at March 20, 2009 05:16 PM

Then there's the barking spider, originally from the New Jersey shore but seen lately in West Central Florida

Posted by: barking spider at March 20, 2009 10:05 PM

Daughter informs me that there's currently a bit of a shouting match between the University and the Tulsa Zoo. The University people informed their brass of what they had and were instructed to put it down(Splat!) Zoo found out and had a fit because they wanted it.

Maybe they can just tell the store to call them first next time.

Posted by: Firehand at March 20, 2009 10:56 PM

Boy that little sucker is realy lost

Posted by: Flu-Bird at April 23, 2009 02:06 AM