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February 12, 2009

A Convincing, Well Reasoned Stimulus Squandering Strategy

...since we're going boldly where no one has gone before, anyway.

...As a time- and effort-saving alternative, you could take all of those billions and set fire to them, like the Joker in The Dark Knight, or--let me suggest--you could invest them in a grand project, something that would employ thousands, lead to astounding technological breakthroughs, and solve a broad range of challenges facing us.

And I have just the thing.

It is time to build the Starship Enterprise.

Yes, I know what you're thinking: that could take a really long time.





Complete with plans, pie charts and phaser examples. And mini skirts, since "they're the future".

Hard to argue and we thank the Vodkapundit for pinpointing its exact location on the Star Charts.

Posted by tree hugging sister at February 12, 2009 04:20 PM

Comments

I like the idea, but I'd prefer going for a Daedalus-Class warship.

Posted by: Gunslinger at February 12, 2009 05:44 PM