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January 02, 2009
I, for One, HOPE Sh*t Like This CHANGEs
...after the annointment installation inauguration, 'cause I'm 'bout sick of it.
If you ask citizens of other countries to paint a portrait of the average American tourist, it would look something like this: a loud, chubby sight-seer wearing a fanny pack, baseball cap, printed T shirt, jean shorts and sneakers.
Not that part, 'cause that part's TRUE. This is the next sentence and PRECISELY what I'm talking about.
...It may seem like a funny, if harmless, image, but combined with the imprint of the outgoing president, the fashion-challenged cowboy in chief, the stereotype of the ugly American has become intractable.
WHAT the Kathie Griffin f*ckedy f*ck F*CK?!?!?!? Bush is fashion-challenged?? He wears a very nice suit 23/7, for Chrissakes and, to my limited knowledge, has never sartorially embarrassed the U.S. on an international stage. WHERE do they GET this shit? Actually, get the nerve to PRINT this shit, since it's a class in The Art of Outyoass 101. It's like everybody has to get that last slap at him in, even if it's the most ridiculous, petty, unanswerable, headscratching childishness imaginable. Gott im Himmel.
But sneaky bastards Newsweek DOES get to say ONE thing not even the incoming Vice-elect was allowed to:
...The United States has a serious public-relations problem, but the election of President Obama—with his youthful, clean-cut good looks—offers a valuable opportunity for a national top-to-toe makeover.
"Fawn" ain't just a LtCol's secretary or baby deer any more.
Posted by tree hugging sister at January 2, 2009 03:27 PM
Comments
What will these cretins do when Bush is out of office? Simple: make s**t up. It's what the MSM does best, after all.
Posted by: JeffS at January 2, 2009 05:41 PM
(Pssst! That use of "fawn" must be Marine specific. If the BC's secretary was hot, we might call her "Bambi", but not always.....)
Posted by: JeffS at January 2, 2009 05:42 PM
That use of "fawn" must be Marine specific.
Indeed. First clue: The Marine LtCol is now a Fox employee...
Posted by: tree hugging sister at January 2, 2009 05:58 PM
"clean"--have they forgotten already!?
Posted by: Kate P at January 3, 2009 12:11 AM
Yeesh...and I guess to the MSM, this is the height of fashion.
Is this what they call the "soft bigotry of lowered expectations"?
Posted by: Eric at January 3, 2009 09:47 AM
Eric,
It's called the "last vainglorious moments of a false god".
Posted by: Gunslinger at January 4, 2009 03:38 AM