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December 09, 2008

Dear SWEET Baby Jesus

We, your humble (and admittedly, occasionally irreverent: Skyler excepted)(Bill, too) servants on this spinning outerspace sin-globe, beg and entreat Thee ~ on bended knee and scruffy prayer rug ~ that Thou mayest do in all Thy divine power to keepeth our President Elect: Office of, as clean and shiney as Yul Brynner or Bingley's pate. Engage Thy Holy Super Powers to keepest The One free from the slings and arrows of Fitzgerald misfortune, and untainted by the foetid Blagosphere threatening to engulf all the Land of the Illini and suck them into the black pits of Hell. Let not his Changey Spirit have been corrupted by his scurvy friends mentors associates, whom he barely knew knows people he never saw before in his whole life. EVER.

Let The One remain sugar sweet and smoke free as our President, Dear Lord. Let there be-eth (as we say in the Corps) no "Office Change of Command", keeping us safe and MOST IMPORTANTLY...

"President BIDEN" free. (Oh, say aMEN, my brothers!)

Amen.

Posted by tree hugging sister at December 9, 2008 05:51 PM

Comments

"Every silver lining has a dark cloud"

Or should that be....

"Let them who are without sin run for Governor of Illinois"

??????

Posted by: JeffS at December 9, 2008 07:34 PM

Oh, and before I forget:

AMEN!!!!!!

Posted by: JeffS at December 9, 2008 07:35 PM

My name is in there but I don't understand why. In fact, I don't understand any of this. It looks like English but I don't understand it. Seriously. I don't understand any of that at all.

Posted by: Skyler at December 9, 2008 08:07 PM

A-men, Sister. But, uh, you really should asterisk out that nasty phrase for sensitive eyes. ;)

Posted by: Kate P at December 10, 2008 12:08 AM

Oh holy cats. I didn't think there could be anything bad about Blago being sent to Federal PMITA Prison, but that might just be it.

(Shudders)

Posted by: ricki at December 10, 2008 07:49 AM

Blagojevic will be found guilty. If he goes to prison, he'll go in as a tight end but will end up a wide receiver.

Posted by: Mockingbird at December 10, 2008 10:47 AM

Two governors, two jail terms. Way to go, Illinois!

Posted by: nightfly at December 10, 2008 12:32 PM

Two governors, two jail terms. Way to go, Illinois!

Posted by: nightfly at December 10, 2008 12:44 PM