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October 21, 2008

Zionist Spy Pigeons!

Maybe they read The Protocols Of The Elders Of Flyin'

Security forces in Natanz have arrested two suspected "spy pigeons" near Iran's controversial uranium enrichment facility, the reformist Etemad Melli newspaper reported on Monday.

One of the pigeons was caught near a rose water production plant in the city of Kashan in Isfahan province, the report cited an unnamed informed source as saying, adding that some metal rings and invisible strings were attached to the bird.

"Early this month, a black pigeon was caught bearing a blue-coated metal ring, with invisible strings," the source was quoted as saying of the second pigeon.

"The beaks on these two are especially pronounced," continued the source, who noted that the invisible strings could also have been used to haul away small children for neocon rituals and Neil Diamond concerts.

The source gave no further description of the pigeons, neither their current status nor what their fate will be.

Squab has been sighted on several area menus.

This is what it sounds like when Dov cries...

Posted by Mr. Bingley at October 21, 2008 07:08 AM

Comments

Jews, is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: WunderKraut at October 21, 2008 11:14 AM

But how did they know the invisible strings were there?

Posted by: Skyler at October 21, 2008 11:15 AM

"...neither their current status nor what their fate will be."

Tossed in the COOler no doubt. After all, they are a flight risk.

Posted by: Dave E. at October 21, 2008 11:28 AM

The decoy pigeons are working, chief. They never even noticed the marmots...

Posted by: mojo at October 21, 2008 12:12 PM

Is pigeon a delicacy in Iran? Perhaps Sis or Mr. B might foodblog such a meal.

All in the name of multi-culturism, of course.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at October 21, 2008 01:23 PM

Let me guess, someone smuggled some copies of The Avengers over there. I just saw this episode the other night while watching my DVD collection of same. Of course Steed and Mrs Peel caught the pigeons, but didn't arrest them.

Posted by: Teresa at October 21, 2008 05:54 PM