The Coalition of the Swilling

Obama will fix that pesky gravity thing.

No more need for airplanes!

It's twoo! It's twoo!

"It's twoo! It's twoo!"

Haiku?

"It's twoo! It's twoo!"

--the immortal Madeline Kahn as Lili von Schtupp, Blazing Saddles

There's poetry and then there's poetry.

I'm with Lili von Schtupp on the "I'm tired!" part.

Gee, I must give the AUTHOR a lot of credit. It is now February 2009, and we can note the following:
(YES) Obama is kind. (Embraced right wing religious leaders, that's kindness)
(YES) Obama is gentle. (Released USS Cole leader - that is gentleness for sure.)
(YES) Obama is intelligent. (Continues to keep personal records under wraps - records that would disqualify him from being President).
(YES) Obama is a leader of men. (Gutsy too - took holiday before signing emergency stimulus bill. What coolness under pressure. My congratulations.)
(YES) Obama is honest. (Keeps telling everyone that the economy's about to go over the cliff. Honest and true.)
(YES) Obama is a family man. (Married with two children, seems faithful except for the Larry Sinclair incident).
(YES) Obama is the future. (We will start having non-U.S. citizens running the U.S. from now on as they own our debt, and us as well).
(YES) Obama will win by the greatest land slide of all time. (At least according to what I heard on TV and in the NY Times.)
(YES) The days of racism and hate are numbered. (We elected Him didn't we?)

He is the ONE. - YES YES YES
Racism will END in 2009. - Actually in 2008!
Hate will END in 2009. - I think it will.
Terrorism will END in 2009. - Obama is operating drones out of Pakistan now, so I think it's just a matter of days or weeks until we knock out the Islamic enemy.
Goverment crime will END in 2009. - Yes, so many are being exposed everyday that soon there won't be any government left.
Wall street crime will END in 2009. - Yes, when the DJIA goes below 2,000 this year, the crooks will have flown the coop with the money. There will be no more Wall St crime and no more Wall Street.
Poorness will END in 2009. - YES YES there will be no more poor rich people because they will have finished raping the world.
Oil company crime will END in 2009. YES YES YES
Gas station price crime will END in 2009. YES YES YES YES YES I CAN BUY GAS FOR MY SUV NOW FOR LESS THAN $2/GAL WHICH MEANS I CAN HIT SEVERAL PRO SPORTS EVENTS A WEEK IN PERSON AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING RAPED AT THE PUMP BY AN OIL COMPANY. THANK GOD FOR OBAMA. YOU ROCK!

LOL!!!!
I love it.
Look how much things have changed in the 2 months since this 2/19/09 comment above...

Obama's popularity poll is now at 81% - up 40% in just over 2 months. NY Times says this is the highest approval rating for any president since FDR.

Swine flu is hitting worldwide, and the US is especially vulnerable considering that the first cases were near NYC (now confirmed as this deadly flu). The Obamanation has done not one single thing to help stop the spread of this epidemic even though there were many things which should have been taken care of immediately such as banning travel and goods trade with Mexico. Russia has ALREADY done this. Russia is smart Obamination is stupid - or - did their secrect government start this.