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September 25, 2008

The End of the World As We Know It: When "I Fart in Your General Direction"

...turns felonious.

...During fingerprinting, Cruz then allegedly moved closer to one of the officers and passed gas, the station reported. In the complaint, the investigating officer wrote that police noticed a "very strong" odor.

The alleged stunt led Cruz to be charged with another offense — battery on an officer — in addition to DUI and obstruction, WSAZ reported.

Posted by tree hugging sister at September 25, 2008 10:16 AM

Comments

I'll have to pass this amongst my family. Just in case, you understand.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at September 25, 2008 02:48 PM

Oh my gosh... my dog is in serious trouble if the cops ever stop him...

Posted by: Julie at September 25, 2008 03:54 PM

Frivolous. Passing gas is not an offense in any jurisdiction I know of.

Posted by: Skyler at September 25, 2008 04:25 PM

That's an element of sibling warfare in my family. I could've pressed charges?

Posted by: Kate P at September 25, 2008 08:17 PM