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August 02, 2008

Tree Rat Cookout

We have a big pine tree right next to the deck, and man do the tree rats love to make a mess when they eat Pine Cone on the Cob

Little bastards

We hates them.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at August 2, 2008 03:49 PM

Comments

I assume that plinking is frowned upon in your neighborhood? Shame really.

We have a fair number of tree rats here too, but they don't make too much of a mess (except leaving half-eaten plums and cherries on the fence to rot). But what I REALLY want to plink is the friggin' crows.

But plinking is frowned upon in my neighborhood too.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at August 2, 2008 08:02 PM

I have the same tree rat problem Bingley. Damn near choked off my mower today running over the left overs from their dinner this week.

Posted by: WunderKraut at August 2, 2008 08:15 PM

LOVE the tree rats....hell I buy them peanuts and feed them a couple of times a week :-)

Posted by: Jaded at August 3, 2008 07:20 PM

Are you fattening them up for the pot, Jaded? ;-P

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at August 3, 2008 07:23 PM

Well, NJ has the problem solved:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/10/30/2007-10-30_squirrels_safe_to_eat_again_in_new_jerse-1.html

I'm actually rather fond of the little buggers myself and can't imagine eating a rodent, but... well... to each his own, I guess.

Posted by: Creatrix at August 4, 2008 10:43 AM

..the feds thought they found lead in a dead squirrel.

Like, schmaybe from the birdshot that killed the bugger?

"lead in the dead squirrel" has a nice ring to it!

The Environmental Protection Agency said a blender used to process the squirrel's tissue samples was defective - and that the lead believed to be in the squirrel actually came from a part of the blender.

where's Ron Popeil when we need him? It's time for the Squirrel-O-Matic!

What a great state we have here!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 4, 2008 08:43 PM

Reminded me of this:

http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe

Posted by: Creatrix at August 5, 2008 12:14 PM