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August 27, 2008
He Never Would Have Gotten So Long, If He Hadn't LIED About Making It
...well...so long.
WHAT: Steve Warshak, founder of Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, was sentenced Wednesday to 25 years in prison.
"A sleighful of confidence and a sackful of pride!"
Never promise a guy a new thang if you don't have one to give him. Men are so pissy that way.
Posted by tree hugging sister at August 27, 2008 05:23 PM
Comments
Does this mean no more Smilin' Bob polluting the airwaves? Oh, hallelujah!
Posted by: ricki at August 28, 2008 10:14 AM
I'm with Ricki. Whoever came up with that ad campaign needs to go to prison as well. I'd say also give his cellmates a year's supply of that special formula. . . except that it doesn't work!
Posted by: Kate P at August 28, 2008 11:13 AM
Yeah, but I'm sure it TASTED like sh*t, so force-feed them!
Posted by: tree hugging sister at August 28, 2008 11:45 AM