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July 09, 2008

So, I've Used "Dog" Myself For Years Now

"She's a dog", "he's a horn dog", "quit dogging me", "I'm dog tired", "dog gone it"...you get the idea. But like this?

...But its own gay rights group has opposed the move, claiming that cutting back the bushes was "discriminating" to homosexual men who used the area for late night outdoor sex known as dogging.

Never in my wildest imagination. Twisted sort of logic about it, I guess, with dogs, bushes, doggie sex sty...yeesh. Forget it. Won't go there.

Save the little animals. Trim the bushes.

Posted by tree hugging sister at July 9, 2008 11:52 PM

Comments

"...to improve the landscape and encourage rare wildlife."

Sounds like there's a bit too much wildlife there already.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 10, 2008 08:09 AM

But I thought gays don't like bushes.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at July 10, 2008 09:23 AM

"Dogging" seems an appropriate term. If I caught two people having late night outdoor sex, I'd turn the garden hose on them the same way I would if two dogs tried to have a go on my front lawn.

Posted by: nightfly at July 10, 2008 09:59 AM

Maybe they call it 'dogging' because one of them plays the Lassie?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 10, 2008 11:29 AM