The Coalition of the Swilling

Is that a shark on the label? An odd logo for a golfer.

I'd be doing my part if there were a golfer named "Vodka."

Jim, what about Retief "The Grey" Goosen?

[heh]

Third place. Obviously you weren't drinking enough. Padraig Harrington on the repeat win is pretty cool, tho.

Obviously you weren't drinking enough.

Oh great. Thanks a bunch 'Fly! Now you've gone and gotten me in trouble with The Shark!

All too soon he'll be at my door dressed in black going all Darth Vader on me...

"You have failed me for the last time, Bingley."

Heheheheh. That doesn't seem like his style, luckily. I think it probably distracts him. Hold on, mate - you've got millions to spare, a clothing line, a winery, your own yacht and helicopter, a smokin' wife... Oops, found the rough again. Life's funny, ain't it?

By the time he does hunt you down, he'll be like "I was going to hit you with my putter, but heck with it, let's fire up the barbie. Do you like scotch? I brought some 20-year I had lying around."

That works for me; as you know Australians have shown up at my door at odd times and proceeded to put some serious hurt into my booze supply.

And to Greg's eternal credit the 20-year-old he had lying around is not now his wife. I mean, divorce is ugly and it's very sad when it happens and all that, but how refreshing is it to see some rich guy in his 50s get divorced for...a woman in her 50s (hell, I think Chrissy's even a few years older than he is).